So if I suck at sex I won't get this?

Are You Experienced? - Jimi Hendrix (1967)

We have our sex test tomorrow! It is disgusting. I have seen a lot of penises--bleeding, ulcerated, swollen penises. Upside (OH GOD I TOTALLY DIDN'T THINK THERE WOULD BE ONE), the female genital tract is pretty fascinating. Downside, I am now worried that I'm going to get cervical cancer. Or some weird ovarian cancer (there are a lot of them and I haven't looked at those lecture notes yet).